15 BishoujoâŚsomething⌠has almost everything that a hentai needs to be considered watchable, at least for me.
-A quick setup: Here you have a guy and fifteen girls on an island and of course they fuck because...well because this is porn and itâs not trying to build any form of plot whatsoever, or is it? Iâll get to that later.
-Great pacing: This guy gets to fuck likeâŚ4 girls or so, on the very first episode, and yes, like the title implies, he gets to fuck the fifteen girls at the end of the series.
-Lots of sex scenes packed with lots of positions and different camera angles: This partly has to do with the fact that there are lots of girls here but that alone does not guarantee that there will be variety in sex scenes, if you watch, letâs say, Ane to Boin, there, as much sex scenes that title have (and trust me, there are a lot), most suffer of being composed of one position and two or three camera angles at best, not here, the protagonist fucks the girls in lots of different ways and the viewer gets to see it from different perspectives, and thatâs a nice detail.
-Good animation overall: WellâŚas good as a title like this can have with its budgets, the girls looks good, their bodiesâ proportions donât change weirdly like in other titles and the motions are ok too, the show even bothered to have finished backgrounds (most of the time, at least), which is weird in a hentaiâŚyeah I know Iâm not supposed to be looking at that in a title like this but I do because to me any hentai is like any other anime, ok? If there are things that can be criticized in this department, those are: the protagonistâs design, which changes a little throughout the show, and that is weird, it could be excused that since he was in an island who knows how much time, he changed, but stillâŚoh, and the character designs are bland and generic overall, and finally, since it came out after 2007, the fucking censorship on the genitalia which will always be stupid.
As for the sound department, itâs forgettable but it works, I guess, voice acting is good since they hired voice actors that actually worked on tv series and not just porn.
Well now letâs talk about the little plot this title is not even trying to have: you wonât ever know why these people are on that island and how they ended up there and there are even two androids and dog-like girl...but at least youâll know whatâs the relationship between the main character and SOME of the girls and how he gets to fuck all of them, itâs not much but there are porn series that donât even bother to clarify that. This show also has a lot of comedy, even the way the mc gets to fuck the girls is hilariously stupid, and thatâs a good thing, it shows that this series is aware of its bullshit and donât try to be dramatic, something that in most hentai ends up being facepalming; and fortunately, it never throws off-putting comedy during sex scenes.
Another thing that I consider well done in a hentai is when it has a lot of different girls and everyone has her own look, body proportions, and, most important, personality. To me, by doing that, a porn movie or series will guarantee its major appeal to a wider audience, and this show succeeds at that to the most part.
As I said earlier, this show is not even trying to have a coherent plot and cares more about presenting a quick setup and go ALL THE WAY UP right away, and thus, Â and since the maximum rate I give to a title like this is a 5/10, I canât give it a higher score, but it is still watchable for what it is. As a contrast, the next title Iâm going to review will be a famous and influential porn movie that tried too much for its own good.
The Story of 15 Beautiful Girls Adrift (15 Bishoujo Hyouryuuki) 2009 review
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They were eleven review
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Juuichinin Iru gained some fame along the years for being one of a kind movie, at least when it comes to anime. It has an amazing setting and premise consisting of ten people from different galaxies, planets, and races taking a final exam on a spaceship in order to graduate from a space academy and the situation goes out of control when they realize that there are actually eleven people so they will have to find out who is the infiltrator.
The biggest issue with this movie is its short duration, is only one hour and a half long so thereâs no time to explore its vast setting and so many characters properly. Some of them have a bit of their backgrounds and motivations revealed but the viewer will only get the names out of the majority of them. Only a few get some development and since the movie is too short, it feels more like they were rewritten instead of having a natural and progressive change. Their personalities and interactions, though, are strong; everyone is completely different in behavior and they need to work together and use their different knowledge and skills in order to surpass difficult situations such as having to deactivate bombs planted on the spaceship or fix said spaceshipâs computers and it never feels like someone is useless, they are all capable people about to graduate after all.
The production values are good for the time the movie came out, the character designs are very simple and, few aside, they all have a generic look from a shoujo manga (this movie is an adaptation of one after all). The motions are weird, it can be excused in the beginning since they were in space but for the rest of the movie, it just feels like the charactersâ movements are really slow, to the most part at least. There are noticeable quality drops and the special effects are poor as well. When it comes to body language though, the film does a good job, especially in its comical situations, but the best part of this department are definitely the backgrounds, the space academy, the space station, the spaceship, its different levels, the computers, etc.; as expected from a 80âs anime movie, everything that has to do with mechanical designs looks great.
As for the sound department, it is ok, nothing really special when it comes to voice acting or music, and the sound effects are rather weak.
On the second half is when the film starts to feel rushed; all of a sudden the charactersâ motivations change for something completely different with extreme ease and the mystery is resolved in the laziest way possible, with asspulls and no foreshadowing of who was the eleventh at all, even the presentation of the outcomes of the characters is lazy, still images with short descriptions under them, as if it was a videogame from that time. Hell, it even has a completely pointless and out of place food war in the middle.
Itâs not a bad movie, itâs actually watchable and enjoyable and definitely better than that bullshit closed door mystery that was Rokka no Yuusha, but it is not even a shadow of what could have been if it was a series and could explore its characters and setting properly.
The biggest issue with this movie is its short duration, is only one hour and a half long so thereâs no time to explore its vast setting and so many characters properly. Some of them have a bit of their backgrounds and motivations revealed but the viewer will only get the names out of the majority of them. Only a few get some development and since the movie is too short, it feels more like they were rewritten instead of having a natural and progressive change. Their personalities and interactions, though, are strong; everyone is completely different in behavior and they need to work together and use their different knowledge and skills in order to surpass difficult situations such as having to deactivate bombs planted on the spaceship or fix said spaceshipâs computers and it never feels like someone is useless, they are all capable people about to graduate after all.
The production values are good for the time the movie came out, the character designs are very simple and, few aside, they all have a generic look from a shoujo manga (this movie is an adaptation of one after all). The motions are weird, it can be excused in the beginning since they were in space but for the rest of the movie, it just feels like the charactersâ movements are really slow, to the most part at least. There are noticeable quality drops and the special effects are poor as well. When it comes to body language though, the film does a good job, especially in its comical situations, but the best part of this department are definitely the backgrounds, the space academy, the space station, the spaceship, its different levels, the computers, etc.; as expected from a 80âs anime movie, everything that has to do with mechanical designs looks great.
As for the sound department, it is ok, nothing really special when it comes to voice acting or music, and the sound effects are rather weak.
On the second half is when the film starts to feel rushed; all of a sudden the charactersâ motivations change for something completely different with extreme ease and the mystery is resolved in the laziest way possible, with asspulls and no foreshadowing of who was the eleventh at all, even the presentation of the outcomes of the characters is lazy, still images with short descriptions under them, as if it was a videogame from that time. Hell, it even has a completely pointless and out of place food war in the middle.
Itâs not a bad movie, itâs actually watchable and enjoyable and definitely better than that bullshit closed door mystery that was Rokka no Yuusha, but it is not even a shadow of what could have been if it was a series and could explore its characters and setting properly.
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1+2=Paradise review
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The ecchi genre exists since the beginning of full-length anime series with its first show coming out back in 1963 and that fact alone seems to be enough for its fans to justify everything about it. Overused to death clichĂŠs, terrible pacing, no characterization whatsoever and constant cocktease? It doesnât matter, thatâs what the genre was always about and you CANâT judge it for that. Lots of derivative and repetitive shows coming out at the same time? It was always like that so SHUT UP.
Well no, it wasnât and here are four points to prove that:
1-The amount of ecchi shows coming out werenât as much as they started to make since the early 00âs. If you look at the ecchi list on the site called My Anime List and display them for its started date, you will see shows from the 60âs and 90âs on the last page, which means they werenât as much as today. Granted, there are ecchi shows from those decades not tagged as such, but even if you include those, the amount just isnât nowhere near as much as today.
2-The focus of early ecchi were about slapstick comedies full of red humor while ecchi shows today are way too close to being porn that you just end up asking yourself why donât they just make porn with those budgets? Well because they couldnât show it on tv and then sell the Blu-rays versions without the censorship, thatâs why.
3- The characters werenât just walking fetishes that only want to jump on some beta maleâs dick in early ecchi. Compare Honey Kisaragi or the female characters from Rumiko Takahashiâs stories with the characters from High School DxD or Sekirei and youâll clearly notice the difference between them.
4- No, Iâm not saying that there werenât SOME shows like the ones that come out today back in the day, but even those should be judged with another mindset for two reasons: One: they were the first ones doing that so the concept was somewhat new and refreshing and; Two: they never aimed at being more than silly comedies, unlike ecchi from today that are about epic wars between mystical creatures, deities or inhuman species or, even worse, high school students, as if they are fighting shonen buried under done to death jokes and sleazy moments. What? That there were war dramas in space that showed some boobs already on the 80âs you say? Yes but never that much and never in the middle of serious moments expecting you to take them seriously like High School DxD. What? There were also shounen like A-Ko that were all about fighting and nudity you say? Yes, but they werenât trying to be anything more than that, and, again, they were the first ones.
Well that was a long introduction and I didnât even started to talk about the title Iâm reviewing but it was all to make a point, which is 1+2= Paradise being one of those ecchi shows that I talk about in the aforementioned point #4. Is a retarded story about a beta male that out of nowhere has to live with two retarded big-boobed twins that the only thing they do is trying to seduce him and nothing more. And even this show does it better because the male main character (mc from here onwards) has an excuse to be afraid of women (an unbelievable, retarded and fucked up one, that is) and the girls donât really just appear out of nowhere in his life because it is revealed that it was his fatherâs intention from the beginning and the girls knew him since they were children. Yup, thatâs it; it went for the overused childhood friends clichĂŠ but, again, it was one of the firsts doing it.
The same thing can be said about its comical situations, they are the same overused jokes of today but for its time they were somewhat refreshing and I also have to point out how these jokes are used in a different manner, more extreme and over the top, but without feeling as if they belonged in a porn movie, they arenât just guy walks in the bathroom and see girl naked, she then screams and slaps him, no; here the girl purposely goes to the bathroom with the guy, gets undressed and tries to seduce him, and they end being tied up together and almost get drowned in the most ridiculous way while the mc tries to fight against his trauma in order to save their lives.
So, if I excused all the bullshit in this show regarding its premise, humor and characters (at least for the mc) why do I give it a low rating? Because, believe or not, it betrays its premise and lacks continuity. In the second ova the protagonist stands the twins and they go to school together, not afraid of women all of sudden? Well no, he is still afraid of women. In the second ova a super popular school girl appears and wants every male to submit to her, mc included, something that Ranma ½ and Magic Kaito were doing before in manga format. He obviously rejects her due to his phobia but heâs ok with the twins for some reason and no, it is not any form of development because the change is too sudden and not even consistent and permanent since he still does not like being surrounded by the twins despite being already capable of live and go to school with them. Decide how you want to portray your mc already! Also, this turned into a generic school comedy now? Not even the art style looks remotely the same as the one from the first ova, it makes it feel like a completely different thing. Oh, and it lacks an ending, obviously.
So yeah, despite being a much better erocomedy than most of the bullshit pretentious soft-porn of today itâs still a generic ecchi that betrays its premise, doesnât have much of a story and yet changes completely without having a proper conclusion with shitty characters. Oh, and since it came out during the economic crisis that Japan was going through in 1990, it looks terrible. Sound department ranges from passable to awful as well.
Well no, it wasnât and here are four points to prove that:
1-The amount of ecchi shows coming out werenât as much as they started to make since the early 00âs. If you look at the ecchi list on the site called My Anime List and display them for its started date, you will see shows from the 60âs and 90âs on the last page, which means they werenât as much as today. Granted, there are ecchi shows from those decades not tagged as such, but even if you include those, the amount just isnât nowhere near as much as today.
2-The focus of early ecchi were about slapstick comedies full of red humor while ecchi shows today are way too close to being porn that you just end up asking yourself why donât they just make porn with those budgets? Well because they couldnât show it on tv and then sell the Blu-rays versions without the censorship, thatâs why.
3- The characters werenât just walking fetishes that only want to jump on some beta maleâs dick in early ecchi. Compare Honey Kisaragi or the female characters from Rumiko Takahashiâs stories with the characters from High School DxD or Sekirei and youâll clearly notice the difference between them.
4- No, Iâm not saying that there werenât SOME shows like the ones that come out today back in the day, but even those should be judged with another mindset for two reasons: One: they were the first ones doing that so the concept was somewhat new and refreshing and; Two: they never aimed at being more than silly comedies, unlike ecchi from today that are about epic wars between mystical creatures, deities or inhuman species or, even worse, high school students, as if they are fighting shonen buried under done to death jokes and sleazy moments. What? That there were war dramas in space that showed some boobs already on the 80âs you say? Yes but never that much and never in the middle of serious moments expecting you to take them seriously like High School DxD. What? There were also shounen like A-Ko that were all about fighting and nudity you say? Yes, but they werenât trying to be anything more than that, and, again, they were the first ones.
Well that was a long introduction and I didnât even started to talk about the title Iâm reviewing but it was all to make a point, which is 1+2= Paradise being one of those ecchi shows that I talk about in the aforementioned point #4. Is a retarded story about a beta male that out of nowhere has to live with two retarded big-boobed twins that the only thing they do is trying to seduce him and nothing more. And even this show does it better because the male main character (mc from here onwards) has an excuse to be afraid of women (an unbelievable, retarded and fucked up one, that is) and the girls donât really just appear out of nowhere in his life because it is revealed that it was his fatherâs intention from the beginning and the girls knew him since they were children. Yup, thatâs it; it went for the overused childhood friends clichĂŠ but, again, it was one of the firsts doing it.
The same thing can be said about its comical situations, they are the same overused jokes of today but for its time they were somewhat refreshing and I also have to point out how these jokes are used in a different manner, more extreme and over the top, but without feeling as if they belonged in a porn movie, they arenât just guy walks in the bathroom and see girl naked, she then screams and slaps him, no; here the girl purposely goes to the bathroom with the guy, gets undressed and tries to seduce him, and they end being tied up together and almost get drowned in the most ridiculous way while the mc tries to fight against his trauma in order to save their lives.
So, if I excused all the bullshit in this show regarding its premise, humor and characters (at least for the mc) why do I give it a low rating? Because, believe or not, it betrays its premise and lacks continuity. In the second ova the protagonist stands the twins and they go to school together, not afraid of women all of sudden? Well no, he is still afraid of women. In the second ova a super popular school girl appears and wants every male to submit to her, mc included, something that Ranma ½ and Magic Kaito were doing before in manga format. He obviously rejects her due to his phobia but heâs ok with the twins for some reason and no, it is not any form of development because the change is too sudden and not even consistent and permanent since he still does not like being surrounded by the twins despite being already capable of live and go to school with them. Decide how you want to portray your mc already! Also, this turned into a generic school comedy now? Not even the art style looks remotely the same as the one from the first ova, it makes it feel like a completely different thing. Oh, and it lacks an ending, obviously.
So yeah, despite being a much better erocomedy than most of the bullshit pretentious soft-porn of today itâs still a generic ecchi that betrays its premise, doesnât have much of a story and yet changes completely without having a proper conclusion with shitty characters. Oh, and since it came out during the economic crisis that Japan was going through in 1990, it looks terrible. Sound department ranges from passable to awful as well.
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1001 Nights review
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1001 Nights is a movie that came out in 1999 and should not be confused with the first hentai film ever that came out thirty years before it. It is loosely based on the famous collection composed of different tales of the same name.
It is necessary to clarify that this movie is essentially a musical film in the likes of Disneyâs Fantasia, so its main focus is to present great visuals and music instead of a good story. In fact this movie was thought as an interpretation of an orchestration and nothing more so the visuals and music flows together spectacularly. Speaking of those elements, they consists of classical music and a mix between 2-D and 3-D art, more specifically, colored pencil drawings and early CGI; they somehow managed to make it right, it looks gorgeous.
As for the storyâŚwell, it barely has one (if even). If youâve read the original tales you can find references to some of them thrown in it but if you havenât all you will see is erotic sequences with a most trippy art style that equals(or even tops) the sex scene from Mind Game. You could think of it as a couple dealing with the internal demons of their relationshipâŚor just them wanted to make love but all of a sudden are being chased by an angry demon in a really intense adventure.
Anyway, this movie is a great example of art in its pure form both visually and musically and one of the most unique pieces in anime and that alone makes it worth watching despite not having much of a plot, or any.
2/7/23 update: After watching the likes of Pale Cocoon, Angel's Egg, Cat Soup, Junk Head and Mad God, I decided to stop giving a pass to movies like these that are just visuals, sound, and a setting, if your movie has nothing to say, its plot is very loose, and there are no characters in it, then it doesn't get a base score from me. Bye
It is necessary to clarify that this movie is essentially a musical film in the likes of Disneyâs Fantasia, so its main focus is to present great visuals and music instead of a good story. In fact this movie was thought as an interpretation of an orchestration and nothing more so the visuals and music flows together spectacularly. Speaking of those elements, they consists of classical music and a mix between 2-D and 3-D art, more specifically, colored pencil drawings and early CGI; they somehow managed to make it right, it looks gorgeous.
As for the storyâŚwell, it barely has one (if even). If youâve read the original tales you can find references to some of them thrown in it but if you havenât all you will see is erotic sequences with a most trippy art style that equals(or even tops) the sex scene from Mind Game. You could think of it as a couple dealing with the internal demons of their relationshipâŚor just them wanted to make love but all of a sudden are being chased by an angry demon in a really intense adventure.
Anyway, this movie is a great example of art in its pure form both visually and musically and one of the most unique pieces in anime and that alone makes it worth watching despite not having much of a plot, or any.
2/7/23 update: After watching the likes of Pale Cocoon, Angel's Egg, Cat Soup, Junk Head and Mad God, I decided to stop giving a pass to movies like these that are just visuals, sound, and a setting, if your movie has nothing to say, its plot is very loose, and there are no characters in it, then it doesn't get a base score from me. Bye
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